UPDATE: Well, we lived through Gustav. Lost power for five days, a tree branch broke the door to my utility shed, and a large tree uprooted and tore up part of my fence, but other than that we're okay.
Unfortunately, I have some four metric tonnes of tree trunks, branches, limbs, and leaves to clean up, so we may be out of action for a while. But fear not, dear reader! As soon as the yard is clean (and my back heals up) we will resume!
Thanks to everyone for your well wishes.